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October 2019

Ladies and Gentlemen

Who’s Your Daddy?

She is her father’s look – alike. She has his aquiline nose, pouty lips and descending hairline. Her short stature and chocolate perplexion are the only features she took after her mother. She is a constant reminder of her father to the people who knew him. Her mother had told her that he died in a road accident when she was three, twenty years ago. As she grew older, she had pestered her mother to take her to his grave but her mother dismissed the idea. ‘It will bring more pain than relief,’ she said. Kristin never brought it up again. When she joined State House Girls, she carried his passport photo and pinned it on the inside of her locker. She would look at his grinning face every day and smile back at him. She believed he was watching over her from wherever he was. During the school visiting days, her friends would buzz her ears with stories about their fathers. ‘My dad does not even know how to shop. He brought me Dettol Cool soap instead of Dettol Even tone,’ one would grumble. ‘Lucky you. My dad only brought a newspaper!’ another would chime. ‘Mine came late and […]

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Angie from the Office

‘So how did you two meet?’ she asks. She is pretty. Probably prettier than you. 5 ft 4 with heels on. Spotless skin. Chubby cheeks. A thin waist and an opulent bottom. You can tell from her hairdo that she has a very good fashion sense too. He has mentioned her before. Angie from the office. 10.00 pm on a random Wednesday, cuddling in bed. ‘Stan, who’s calling you at this time?’ He checks his phone. It’s just Angie from the office,’ 9.30 am during your tea – break, you call Stan. He answers on the tenth ring, which is rather unusual. ‘Stan, who’s that laughing at the background?’ ‘Just my stupid colleagues‘ ‘Angie?’ ‘Yes. And Jamie. And Keith. And others you haven’t met.’ 11.00 am on a Saturday. ‘I’ll call you back later babe, I’m getting into a meeting. ‘With Angie?’ ‘Don’t start,’ Angie from the office. Finally you get to meet her. You’re standing across from each other. It’s Stan’s company’s End of Year Party and after much coercion, (and blackmail), Stan agrees to take you with him. She walks over the moment you arrive. Stan courteously hugs her and you can tell that she is not the […]

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Karma

Written by Evalyne Muthoni. Why won’t you return my calls? Why won’t you open the door? Why are you building walls? Why are you sobbing on the kitchen floor? *** You just don’t get it, do you? What we had was a mistake You have a wife and kids, don’t you? Please, give me a break *** What if I actually leave her? Will you finally come back? She does not love me anymore either Say the words and I’ll start to pack *** As much as I ache for your touch and kiss I have to be selfless and just give up Because one day, I will be where your wife is And I will not want karma to eat me up *** So what? This is it? I don’t even get to see you one last time? *** Yes, please don’t ever visit Go home to her and live up to your vows Because, we only get one life And karma, karma is counting ***

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Ladies and Gentlemen

Cut – Out

They called themselves The Backpackers. A clique of friends who had maintained close contact since their campus days. Two gents and three ladies. Initially, they were six. Then sometime in their second year of college, Wanjeri fell out with Jaymo after their Rachael and Ross relationship went sour. (If you were born just the other day, Rachael and Ross are friends cum lovers from a 90s sitcom called Friends.) So Wanjeri had that kind of ego that makes you choose new friends after one of your old friends dumps you. Who can judge her? I would do the same. The others always made fun of Jaymo and his Wanjeri connection. They blamed him for ruining the balance in the group since they were now three ladies and two gentlemen. But this fallout with Wanjeri kind of tightened the bond around them. They came up with this little rule that no member of the group would do it with another member of the group. They were strictly platonic friends. They became inseparable and always had each other’s backs. When Kwamboka’s mother passed on in their third year of college, Mike, Jaymo, Shiko and Kui put together their little savings, rented out a small Probox […]

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